I got some safety tips that you gotta know
and trust me it's something that you wanna hear
So honey zip your lips and enjoy the show
before we move into the stratosphere
So won't you (whoo) buckle your seatbelt, put it on tight
and keep your (whoo) in that chair until we turn off that light
Turn your electrical devices off as fast as you can
(And whatever you do) don't make me ask you again
So tonight, get ready to fly
Cuz we're gonna live it on up in the sky
Virgin America knows all the places you wanna be
Fly away with me, Fly away with me, yeah
[spoken]
For the .001 percent of you who have never operated a seatbelt before
Really? I mean, it works like this.
Insert the metal end into the buckle until it clicks
and pull on the loose end to tighten
making sure it fits low and tight across your lap.
There you go.
To open, lift on the top of the buckle
And remember seatbelts should be fastened whenever you're seated
just in case of unexpected turbulence or weather conditions
Personal electronic devices should be turned off
and properly stowed during taxi, take-off and landing.
Laptops should be placed inside carry-ons or under the seat,
not in seat back pockets or loose on the cushion next to you. Nice try!
Your inflight team or the sign above will determine
when electronics may or may not be used during flight.
[rap]
Now that you're bopping your head to the rap scene
Now that your eyes are glued to the flat screen
If the cabin pressure's changing
you know that we won't be, leavin' you hangin'
Pull your mask down first, don't worry oxygen flows
Tighten the straps after placing on your mouth and your nose
If you're traveling with someone, like a child for instance
Put your mask on first before you offer assistance.
Now under your seat, there's a life vest
First class, it's below your center armrest.
Remove the pouch, tear it open, place it over your head.
Are we coming in clear, did you hear what we said
Buckle the white straps and tighten right around your waist
Once off the plane, pull the handles and your vest will inflateIf
If your vest doesn't fill, honey no big deal
Blow into the red tube and you've got a refill
There's a bright locator light and it's right on your shoulder
Thank you for your attention, this robot rap is over
Just in case we must evacuate
We've got a plan of attack (We've got a plan of attack)
Four window EXIT on this airplane (over the wings)
Four EXIT doors two in the front (and two in the back)
In the unlikely event we need to get you outside
your EXIT is equipped with an inflatable slide
Only door slides can be used as a flotation device
And if you need to find the EXIT you just follow the lights
They're at the base of the seats
They go from white and to red
But keep in mind the nearest EXIT door may not be ahead
So look around and let us just remind you
The nearest EXIT might be behind you (yeah)
[spoken]
OK, so this one's important for all you Smokers out there
It's never allowed here, so don't you forget.
Federal law prohibits tampering
destroying, disabling, smoke detectors,
so don't touch that cigarette.
Don't you do it.
[spoken]
All right
it's time for final cabin check.
Make sure all Carry-on bags are Stowed Away,
tray tables and seats are in their upright and locked positions
and all electronic devices are completely shut off.
For additional safety information,
check out the safety cards located in the seat pocket in front of you.
Please read and review before we take off.
FAA regulations require that all guests comply with the Lighted information signs,
posted placards and instruction of the in-flight team.
If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask.
Now, enjoy your flight, and as always Thank you for flying Virgin America
So tonight get ready to fly
Cuz we're gonna live it on up in the sky
Virgin America knows all the places you wanna be
Fly away with me, fly away with me
Tonight, get ready to fly
Cuz we're gonna live it on up in the sky
Virgin America knows all the places you wanna be
Fly away with me, fly away with me, yeah.
